Rugby is sexy

So there's a certain guy in my friend's life who plays rugby hard core. His three British roommates do too. Now, I'm not really into sports. Im an artsy gal and I like poets, musicians, actors, and dancers. But there is just something about that sport....
And I don't understand it within myself. It's violent and brutish and disgusting. Maybe I like it because British boys play and we all know my obsession with brits. Maybe it's like Elyot says in Private Lives, "They want us to fight. Primitive female instincts - warring males, highly enjoyable." But I don't have any particular attraction for football. Or wrestling. Maybe it's just the name "rugby." It's somehow so much better to say "oh, right, I'm going to a rugby match today" than to say "yeah dude I'm goin to the football game."
I think what I really want is a tall, British actor who does a movie where he plays a rugby star. Sometime in the future, when I'm living in New York and working on Broadway, i'll find that very special boy. Until then, I will simply ogle regular American rednecks because they can be fun too.