Fantasy......jobs

hahaha so I was thinking today (at work, which I hate) - what would you be if you could be ANYTHING? Like forgetting things like salary or 401K or respectability. If NOTHING was a consideration but just "i would like to do this for a day" what would you be? It's hard to think in these terms because we are coached to consider how a career fits into having a family or what the salary is and things like that. But if you created an alter-ego (say a "bar" personality with a fake name and fake job) what would that person's job be?

My top 3 choices are:
1. Rock chick (think mini skirt, lip ring, purple hair....the WORKS)
2. tap dancer. Very few people have ever made it as a professional tap dancer- the demand is just not that high. And girls never ever make the grade. but i love my noisy shoes DAMNIT
3. a "what not to wear" fashion expert. Haha. That's the most unlikely of the three, but i lOOOve dressing people in what is flattering on them. That's why Im a costumer.

but i couldnt stop there. My alter ego needs a name, a life story....oh GOD why am I making a character profile when Im not doing drama???