Fat People

I don't know if you've ever noticed before, but there is a major difference between rich fat people and poor fat people. Their fat is made totally different. I can't really explain it - but I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. At first I thought it might just be an issue of clothing and hairstyle. If you see a fat lady in a t-shirt and blue jean shorts with greasy hair, you know she's poor. BUT I have recently begun to think that there is something else. It isn't merely the outfit or the hair - the composition of the fat is totally different. My new theory is this:
poor people get fat eating too much Kraft maccaroni and Bojangles. This is very unhealthy over-consumption and makes their fat really jiggly and their skin sallow (and their hair greasy).
rich people get fat eating too much foi-gras and german chocolate cake. Poor people get fat eating crap that has no nutrition and rich people get fat over-consuming on everything. Therefore, rich people are over-nourished and their fat is compact and their hair and skin healthy.

soooooo yeah. that is my observation - rich people fat is different than poor people fat.

In other news - I got my first ticket ever. For tailgating. For tailgating an unmarked cop car.

bastard will go DOWN in court. I'm totally gonna win this one cuz he is a jerkface and i am a fabulous driver.