An Idea...

So I got this really great idea the other day. i thought it would be cool for a fast food restaurant to order their sizes in a way that no one would want to order the little size. Right now most sizes have like "normal" "biggie" and "great biggie." Well no one wants to order a "great biggie" because it basically means you are a great piggy. So what if they ordered it like
"I have a small penis"
"i live at home with my parents"
"I date supermodels"

I mean, no one would ever order the "I have a small penis" burger, right? They would have to upgrade. They would have to order way more food than they could handle out of simple pride. Haha!